The Wild Rumpus has Begun!

Ok...so it's on! Will this make one of my top 100 best experiences? Probably NOT! The high point of my morning was when Margaret (my sister in law / BFF) and I were sitting in the waiting area. As the time drew near, my sense of humor quickly faded. "You have nothing to worry about" she said "I have everything we need"! With that, she withdrew from her enormous purse...a bag of skittles, a can of mace, and a Cowboy romance novel! All I could think was seriously!?!? We're not going for a walk in the park! I'm having monitoring done on my brain in which I can't shower for 3 days! At least she could have remembered some baby wipes! But Margaret was right! She DID have what we needed...a last good laugh before we both met "Nurse Ratched"!
Let's just say Nurse Ratched (whose not really a nurse!)had me crying within 10min of being in her presence. I apparently was trying to bring the funnies back, and "SHE" wasn't liking my sense of humor. Not only was she not liking it, she made it clear she wouldn't tolerate it! Considering it's the only way I know how to deal with things...that's when the eyes began to fill!
I remained silent and still (as did Margaret!) while the woman took multiple measurements of my head, combed my hair, drew some sort of markings all over my scalp and forehead and got me hooked up to everything. Then came the STROBE LIGHTS! From here on out things are a little "hazy". The good news...I had an "episode" from the strobe lights in which they were able to record. I can't freely recall the questions the woman asked me immediately following...but apparently Margaret had tried to answer them for me and was quickly corrected with a curt "SHHHHHH"! So after a while, I apparently became more coherent, no longer found ANY humor in this, and stated I wanted to go home! I was then sat up, a hard pack of some sort was placed on top of my head with god knows what, and in no time my head was all wrapped up with tape, gauze, tape and more tape! I was handed what feels like to be a 2 pound black padded pack that included a screen with my name on it (maybe in case with all the fun I forget who I am?!?!) attached with something short of a HDMI cable coming out of it. Oh...I failed to mention, that HDMI cable thing is also hooked to the pack that sits on top of my head along with 2 heart monitors! The cable is only about maybe 2.5 feet long, so needles to say we have become very intimate! I do have to add that Nurse Ratched did come around a little. I believe she takes her job very serious, is a perfectionist, and that she is probably very good at what she does. Her wrapping techniques is proof of this! Although the tape is excessive to say the least...that pack has not moved from my head, and no matter how many times I have forgotten "Troubbie" (the name Carson gave to my "fanny" pack)was attached to me...NOTHING has moved!
I am happy to report that I have successfully completed 2 "sponge" baths complete with shaving, managed to sleep fairly well (thanks to Chris' multiple pillow changes and rolls to get me comfortable) for 9 hrs and even manged to get Troubbie AND my cone through the head of a tee shirt!!
I'm over 24hrs down and less than 48hrs to go! Today my friend Kristin brought me to TJMaxx to get a scarf so we can go to the movies tonight and see Sex in the City2! (Movies are one of the things I haven't been able to do since my head injury as I get VERY dizzy from all the movements) I'm SURE we will have a good time and hopefully I can get another "episode" recorded! (Not as in a Sex in the City "episode" which I could probably tune in with my new HDMI appendage!) Stay TUNED!

**BTW - I've heard it is hard to post comments on my blog and would like to thank ALL of you who have sent me encouraging emails,texts, FB posts and phone calls over the past few days. They really mean alot to me and apologize for not personally responding to you!**

I'm loosing sight of the FUN in this DysFUNctional Test!

Seriously...THIS is what I'm going to look like come this Friday, May 29, 2010! AND..I'm not laughing anymore! Ok...so YOU are, but me, not so much! I was just reconfirmed for EEG monitoring Friday-Monday by this poor woman, L. She asked me if I wanted to reschedule due to the holiday weekend. I said "why would I want to do that"? Well, come to find out, my head is going to look like my new BFF in this picture, AND they want to do video monitoring! (not happening as I am certain it would end with me in jail or in a psych ward) L. said she felt bad that I would be confined to the house all holiday weekend. "Confined? Can you elaborate on that?" I asked. She said basically my whole head and chin would be wrapped in gauze, double sided tape, and whatever else they could rummage up, and therefore would not be fit for public viewing! She followed it up by saying I cannot be in the sun, sweat, bathe/shower, or do any vigorous activity. (BTW-I'm on the "Don't ask so they can't say no policy" so alcohol consumption never came up! Originally I had considered letting my friends parade me around and put me through torturous activities (in return for a small donation towards Traumatic Brain Injury Research) but now I'm reconsidering that whole idea! But leave it to me...I'm sure somehow, someway...I will manage to put the FUN in Dysfunctional!

Blue Cross causing the blues!

Here's the good news: Tomorrow morning I will be conditioning my hair, adding tons of products to it, and wearing a pull over shirt, BECAUSE I CAN! The not so good news, is that my 3-5 day EEG Telemetry test has been cancelled due to insurance issues! Now don't fret too much! It looks like its only a minor "location" problem. By the end of the week I should have a new date and location set up!

Stay tuned! The Wild Rumpus will continue shortly!

Once upon a time....

Once upon a time there was this chick who could take on the world...the sky wasn't even a limit for her. She managed to juggle everything she wanted in her life. She was a great friend, wife, and mother. She ran her own business, was a dedicated member of the National Lancers, President of the Dudley MOMS Club, and in all her spare time she could be found volunteering for causes she believed in such as World Aids Day.

And now...something as easy as writing this blog is a challenge for me.

Since my Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI) in November 2008, and more recent 2 brain "misfires" which have resulted in a "set back", I will need to undergo a 3-5 day EEG to rule out that these "misfires" are not seizures! Yup, you heard me! A bunch (ok, so more than a bunch) of electrodes will be stuck to my head for a minimum of 3 days (as in 52 consecutive hrs!). I am fortunate that technology is allowing me to come home (oppose to staying in a hospital), however, I will have to return to Boston every 24hrs to have the information downloaded and my wires checked.

During these days I will probably face some not so fun times! The lack of not being able to shower is not going over so well! I am one who REQUIRES taking 2 showers a day for a minimum of 20-30 min each! Since I have to prevent the wires from misplacement, I will also not be able to wear anything that pulls over my head. So...button down shirts, and zipper ups will somehow have to appear out of my closet or someone else's! I doubt sleeping will that relaxing...so, Michelle ought to be in a GREAT mood :) NOT!

For those of you who may not know me as well, I can manage to find humor in almost anything! I figured with this AWESOME test, I could either lock myself in my house and cry all day, or...hehehehe have some fun! So....as my almost 6 yr old son would say...LET THE WILD RUMPUS START!